====== Monster Interview ======


**Monster Interview**, a video found floating around in Melon's Universe. It can be viewed [[https://melonking.net/video/Interview-small.mp4|here]].

This video was filmed in 2008, and the project was abandoned for unknown reasons[("It was filmed around 2008 for a film we never finished ~ its actualy from the same tape the origonal melon footage is from." - Melon)].

===== Transcript =====

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Pirik[("The person interviewing me does actualy have a forum account, but I dont think he's ever used it: https://forum.melonland.net/index.php?action=profile;u=1242" - Melon)]: OK.

What is this "monster" that you've been chasing? 

And what do you plan to do if you find this monster?

Melon[("Well the person in the video is me {{:tongue.gif?nolink&30|}}" - Melon)]: Well you see, If I find the monster I'm gonna really stab em up like this, see this is a model we got.

It's an old Mayan model you see. 

Pirik: Hold on, wait- hold it still-

Melon: Two thousand years old.

Pirik: Oop- Yep.

Melon: And you see, When we get the monster...

Pririk: mhm.

Melon: I'm going to- You see? I'm gonna- this is a model, I'm gonna get a big knife, and I'm gonna do this.

[very light stab]

Pririk: Right, and what is that noise?

Melon: That? Oh, that's Jimmy the fish[("I think it was Jimmy the Fish ??" - Melon)]. 

Pirik: OK.

Um, Yes. and how do you plan to capture this? 

Melon: Well you see.

We've devised this incredible method where while the monster is walking along the road, and a crocodile jumps out!

Right? 

Pirik: mhm.

Melon: and then, We drop a knife on his head.

Pirik: OK. And what do you mean by "We"?

Melon: Well we see, I devised a team 

Or at least, I haven't devise it, We've been setup a team, by the- by the bored of director's of people who like to know things about monsters, and there is a team of three good experts in this subject, that we are planning to to to [stutter]- to hunt down this monster and capture it. 

Pirik: OK. 

...it's very odd... 

Melon: Yes. 

You see, He's gotta bow tie. 

Pirik: [mumbling]

Melon: ...steals them from business men.

Pirik: Right. 

Very important job isn't it, stealing bow ties. 

Melon: Yeah.

Pirik: OK. What else would you plan to do?

Melon: Well, what we'd like to do in this situation, when we capture it, and stick the knife in his head...

Pirik: ... yes.

Melon: ...we are then planning to put it on display at the //Royal Institute of Things That Ought to be Seen by People Who Don't Really Wanna See Them//. 

Pirik: OK. Thank you for this interview Daniel... Thank you. [snickers a little]

Melon: Thank you indeed!

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====== Trivia ======
- If you look closely in the background, you can see melons first proper laptop; and still has (and wears) that jumper.[("You can see my first proper laptop in the background! And I still have (and wear) that wooly jumper!" - Melon)]