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--- bypass_monday [2025/05/26 01:43] – [None of these options are helping me. I need access to the forum ASAP.] GlitchyZorua
+++ bypass_monday [2025/05/26 16:25] (current) – [None of these options are helping me. I need access to the forum ASAP.] GlitchyZorua
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 You should only follow instructions in this article if you are absolutely sure you know what you are doing. Just so you know, It could break the experience of MelonKing!!
 </WRAP>
+<WRAP center round important 60%>
+Spoiler alert: **if you trying to bypass the forums monday closure, you might as well give up, because it is impossible to do so.** If you still insist on doing it, Scroll down.
+</WRAP>
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       - You are an advanced user, and you know what you are doing.
-Whatever the case is, You are in the right place.
+Whatever the case is, You are in the right place....ish.
 ===== MelonKing =====
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 ===== Forums ====
-Unfortunately, There is **no good way to bypass the closure on monday in the forums.**
+Unfortunately, There is **no good way to bypass the closure on monday in the forums**, If you are an admin of the forum, You probably will not be affected by the closure of the forum on mondays. Disabling Javascript will not work at all, It will still boot you to the "forum is closed screen". It seems like the server is closed not by the browser itself, but the *server* itself.
-You can only access the forums only if...
-      - It's no longer mondays.
+==== What can you still do on the forums on Monday. ====
-      - You are an Admin of the forum.
-Disabling javascript, or php will not work either.
-So while it may seem like a bummer, what's best is that the outdoors are more important then a funny little forum.
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-===== What can you still do on the forums on Monday. =====
-     * [[https://forum.melonland.net/?action=login|Login]], So you can edit the wiki, edit everyone sites, etc.
      * View your profile and Settings
      * Edit Wiki
      * Edit Everyone Sites
      * Use [[:post_office|Melon's Post Office]]
+     * [[https://forum.melonland.net/?action=login|Login]], So you can edit the wiki, edit everyone sites, etc.
      * Join the minecraft server
      * [[https://forum.melonland.net/banners.php|Upload a Banner]]
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      * [[https://forum.melonland.net/feedback.php|Send Feedback]]
-===== None of these options are helping me. I need access to the forum ASAP. =====
+==== None of these options are helping me. I need access to the forum ASAP. ====
-//Sigh//... There is really no way that anyone can access to it on mondays. If you STILL need access to the forum, you will need to contact melon at [[webmaster@melonking.net]].
+//Sigh//... There is really no way that anyone can access to it on mondays. If you STILL need access to the forum, Ask yourself these questions: "Am I on the internet too much?", "Is it an emergency?", "Is it even worth my trouble?", "Do I have good intentions?", "Do I have good faith?" Think about it.
+If //you// still insist, **OR** you answered two or three of those questions (specifically, "Emergencies", "good intentions","Worth the trouble", "Good Faith") with "Yes", you will need to contact melon at [[webmaster@melonking.net]].
 ===== See also =====
       - [[:things2domonday|Things to do while the forum is closed]]