“This game is memory of a video game as much as it is a video game. It’s incomplete and has no beginning or end, it exists sometime in the afternoon of Christmas day, when the day seems to go on forever and life is nothing but tea and frosted cake; its an endless pause screen on an abandoned PlayStation 2, while the world does something more important somewhere else.”
— Chaos Layouts and Other Tales from Electric Worlds
Ozwomp is Online is a virtual world located in The Ozway. You can travel there from Melonking.net (via the projects navbar or the downloads page), the MelonLand.net entrance page (via the sidebar nav), and the forum (via the rotating moon in the upper left of the default forum theme). On Mondays, when the forum is closed, you can get there by clicking on Manhatten (the mysterious figure floating around the lower right of the page).
To enter the world, you'll need to pick a character to represent yourself. There are four to choose from. From left to right, the first is Ozwomp, the second is Manhatten, the third is Yandez, and the fourth (and final) character is Womp.
If you play the game a lot, you will notice that the ID is #-1. this is usually because the game disconnected from the servers before it was able to assign the player an ID.
TODO: EVERYTHING. STRIKE OUT A SENTENCE WHEN YOU ARE DONE.