Monster Interview, a video found floating around in The Universe. It can be watched here. It is a 1 minute and 54 seconds video.

This video was filmed in 2008, and the project was abandoned for unknown reasons¹⁾.

Pirik²⁾: OK.

What is this “monster” that you've been chasing?

And what do you plan to do if you find this monster?

Melon³⁾: Well you see, If I find the monster I'm gonna really stab em up like this, see this is a model we got.

It's an old Mayan model you see.

Pirik: Hold on, wait- hold it still-

Melon: Two thousand years old.

Pirik: Oop- Yep.

Melon: And you see, When we get the monster…

Pririk: mhm.

Melon: I'm going to- You see? I'm gonna- this is a model, I'm gonna get a big knife, and I'm gonna do this.

[very light stab]

Pririk: Right, and what is that noise?

Melon: That? Oh, that's Jimmy the fish⁴⁾.

Pirik: OK.

Um, Yes. and how do you plan to capture this?

Melon: Well you see.

We've devised this incredible method where while the monster is walking along the road, and a crocodile jumps out!

Right?

Pirik: mhm.

Melon: and then, We drop a knife on his head.

[trying to hold laughter]

Pirik: OK. And what do you mean by “We”?

Melon: Well we see, I devised a team

Or at least, I haven't devise it, We've been setup a team, by the- by the bored of director's of people who like to know things about monsters, and there is a team of three good experts in this subject, that we are planning to to to [stutter]- to hunt down this monster and capture it.

Pirik: OK.

…it's very odd…

Melon: Yes.

You see, He's gotta bow tie.

Pirik: [mumbling]

Melon: …steals them from business men.

Pirik: Right.

Very important job isn't it, stealing bow ties.

Melon: Yeah.

Pirik: OK. What else would you plan to do?

Melon: Well, what we'd like to do in this situation, when we capture it, and stick the knife in his head…

Pirik: … yes.

Melon: …we are then planning to put it on display at the Royal Institute of Things That Ought to be Seen by People Who Don't Really Wanna See Them.

Pirik: OK. Thank you for this interview Daniel… Thank you. [snickers a little]

Melon: Thank you indeed!

- If you look closely in the background, you can see melons first proper laptop; and still has (and wears) that jumper.⁵⁾

- Unlike other movies floating around The Universe, this one has a video name! (As opposed to Movie 1, Movie 2, and Movie 3)