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- | Monster Interview, a video found floating around in Melon' | + | ====== |
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+ | **Monster Interview**, a video found floating around in [[The Universe]]. It can be watched | ||
This video was filmed in 2008, and the project was abandoned for unknown reasons[(" | This video was filmed in 2008, and the project was abandoned for unknown reasons[(" | ||
- | Transcript: | + | |
+ | ===== Transcript | ||
==== Start of transcript ==== | ==== Start of transcript ==== | ||
- | Pirik[(The person interviewing me does actualy have a forum account, but I dont think he's ever used it: https:// | + | Pirik[("The person interviewing me does actualy have a forum account, but I dont think he's ever used it: https:// |
What is this " | What is this " | ||
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Melon[(" | Melon[(" | ||
- | It's an old lion model you see. | + | It's an old Mayan model you see. |
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+ | Pirik: Hold on, wait- hold it still- | ||
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+ | Melon: Two thousand years old. | ||
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+ | Pirik: Oop- Yep. | ||
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+ | Melon: And you see, When we get the monster... | ||
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+ | Pririk: mhm. | ||
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+ | Melon: I'm going to- You see? I'm gonna- this is a model, I'm gonna get a big knife, and I'm gonna do this. | ||
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+ | [very light stab] | ||
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+ | Pririk: Right, and what is that noise? | ||
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+ | Melon: That? Oh, that's Jimmy the fish[(" | ||
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+ | Pirik: OK. | ||
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+ | Um, Yes. and how do you plan to capture this? | ||
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+ | Melon: Well you see. | ||
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+ | We've devised this incredible method where while the monster is walking along the road, and a crocodile jumps out! | ||
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+ | Right? | ||
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+ | Pirik: mhm. | ||
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+ | Melon: and then, We drop a knife on his head. | ||
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+ | [trying to hold laughter] | ||
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+ | Pirik: OK. And what do you mean by " | ||
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+ | Melon: Well we see, I devised a team | ||
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+ | Or at least, I haven' | ||
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+ | Pirik: OK. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ...it' | ||
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+ | Melon: Yes. | ||
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+ | You see, He's gotta bow tie. | ||
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+ | Pirik: [mumbling] | ||
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+ | Melon: ...steals them from business men. | ||
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+ | Pirik: Right. | ||
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+ | Very important job isn't it, stealing bow ties. | ||
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+ | Melon: Yeah. | ||
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+ | Pirik: OK. What else would you plan to do? | ||
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+ | Melon: Well, what we'd like to do in this situation, when we capture it, and stick the knife in his head... | ||
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+ | Pirik: ... yes. | ||
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+ | Melon: ...we are then planning to put it on display at the //Royal Institute of Things That Ought to be Seen by People Who Don't Really Wanna See Them//. | ||
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+ | Pirik: OK. Thank you for this interview Daniel... Thank you. [snickers a little] | ||
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+ | Melon: Thank you indeed! | ||
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+ | ==== End of transcript ==== | ||
+ | ====== Trivia ====== | ||
+ | - If you look closely in the background, you can see melons first proper laptop; and still has (and wears) that jumper.[(" | ||
+ | - Unlike other movies floating around The Universe, this one has a video name! (As opposed to Movie 1, Movie 2, and Movie 3) |