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Ozwomp
Ozwomp is a crocodile doughnut, he wears a traditional cone hat often worn by the followers of “the paste” a mystical and undefined substance; it's sorta a wizards hat. Ozwomp does not speak and it's not known if he can; he likes to gasp in awe at the wonder of existence though and find everything every exciting all the time; while most of the creatures of the Ozway are often grumpy, Ozwomp never is. He is a doughtnut shape because that is the shape of the universe; Ozwomp is always whole but always empty; incomplete but perfect.
(yes, i really just copied and pasted it from here, Don't worry, i'll rewrite it soon.